Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Spicy Hot Shiokness!

It surprises me to no end, that in such a small office as ours, I would have the rare opportunity to be aquainted with not one, but TWO pals who can't handle spicy food, not even a teeny weeny bit.

Kooki Shiokness and Mr Shiok Sendiri are two very special people who will not stand for anything spicy, and if force fed, the effects on them would be terrible.

To confirm the claims, I was treated to a reality show of Kooki's adverse effects to chilli:

Kooki Shiokness had as usual bought fried rice from her favourite vegetarian foodstall, and told the cook to keep chillis out of her food, as usual.

Sitting at her workstation and tucking in to good warm food has always been a welcoming break for Kooki, and sometimes it teases our nostrils (once, rock chick, foxy and me went to grab fried rice cos of that, too tempting!).

Suddenly, she started coughing, with a slow muffled throat throttle, and her eyes started to water. She could only mutter her complaint on the silly cook who put the sambal in...and she struggled to get a hold of herself. Rock Chick came to the rescue(happily) and finished up the sambal.

As Kooki was fighting for her life(or so it seems), she hobbled to the water dispensor for warm water to douse the fire in her mouth, to little avail. Her coughs got more intense, as she threatened to cough out her lungs. And, as sudden as it came, the coughs started to hush to the throat throttle it started with.........

And she only had a taste of chilli.

Talk about spices and one of the finest cuisines to embody its richness would have to be the colourful and tantalising dishes of India. From its spicy hot curries to its "sweeter than sugar" desserts, there is always a type of spice in every dish.

Most Singaporeans would be shioking their way to enjoyment with that good ol' sambal, acha or even that mean little chilli padi. Without the fiery hot spike to tickle the tastebuds, local delights like nasi lemak, vadeh and even char kway teow would lose that kick. And don't even get me started on how we are going to re-establish our signature Chilli Crab or Fish Head Curry.

Chilli brings every meal to another level of shiokness...and just when I thought that I've reached my chilli resistance limit, Rock Chick and I take the ultimate chilli challenge, downing tom yam soup and the spiciest Thai noodles on the menu. It was magnificent! The red smoke felt like it was coming out of my ears and nose, and I was breathing out fire. With teary eyes, sniffling noses and red swollen lips, Rock Chick and I were taken beyond firedom with a smile.

That's all from Spicy Hot Me!

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

In case I'm Killed today

May Day! May Day!

Time: 3.31pm
Venue: Marketing Section

Kooki Shiokness is not feeling very shiok.
I am writing this in the secure confinements of my little corner table, as Kooki Shiokness is swearing at her PC...inciting that murder season would begin soon.
The slow witted PC had it coming since last week...despite being given a thorough check by Pangya Queen.

With fear in my little heart, I pray that Kooki Shiokness doesn't explode her PC (thus exploding my face cos she's right in front of me!).

In case I am killed today.......I love you guys.

P.S: The surprise pizza party you guys threw for me was great! More coming up.

Deeply Infected Shiokness

What a shiok birthday it was a for Calamari. She ate cake 3 times in 3 days. You can never have too much cake I say. Eat.

I am happy back in office after suffering no shiok with stomach virus infection. Everything I input became instant output. Must have got it from Kooki Shiokness....I must have accidently picked up her infected middle eastern drum the Friday before. Now I have to wait for the side affects of my stomach virus infection....talking to myself.


Infatuation is universal Mr Shiok Sendiri-so here's to Bulldawg.....My shiok sendiri deeply affected steady lah feeling for the week. Smack That.

A Typical Day At The Office

This is a quick one from the field.....

An ordinary day at the marketing corner would have the following:

1) Rock Chick laughing at her screen and turning all red, and then asking us, "What....?",, or just continue laughing by herself.

2) Kooki Shiokness talking to herself. The real world and her imaginary one seems to merge, cos half the time I am not sure if she's talking to me or herself

3) Foxy Shiokness belting out the tracks from her music player, if we're lucky, we get to see a performance complete with "power facial expressions".

4) I'm just in my own world, laughing at jokes a little bit after everyone else. Very shiok sendiri.

More often than not, someone will spark some laughing gas, and then all 4 will start laughing hysterically.... and Mr Shiok Sendiri will be left to wonder...... and conclude that it's our daily shiok sendiri session.

Ok lah, till when I have more time....

Ciao!

Friday, January 19, 2007

The All Time High for Shiok Sendiriness

First post, and I'm still reeling from a night of Shiok Sendiriness....
My jaws are tired, my eyes and eyebrow muscles are cramped.... and my brain is numb from laughing at my colleagues so hard!

The whole company went for a creative course that really brought out the most unexpected results, what with the totally unconnected random words, and the illegal/immoral/impossible ideas that were spewing out of our mouths.

That's not all, one of the most fascinating discoveries of today was how a particular colleague, Mr Hewey Dewey actually wanted to create a theme room called Balls On Ice, reassuring us that he knows for sure that it's gonna be good. And we're not talking about balls in food or sport. This is also the same guy who suggested shoving a brick up a goose's rear. Hmm....you learn new things about your friends all the time... and grow with it.

Anyway....the shiok sendiriness was at an all time high tonight....but for now, since the rest are still hazy in my head and my thoughts are in a swirl, I'm gonna put this one down first before I miss it out in my continuation.

1) Mr Shiok Sendiri - his grimace as he battered the turkish drum with gusto, squeezing every ounce of shiokness into the powerful Dhoom.

Ok, cannot take it already... my eyelids are getting too heavy....

It is hard to tell tonight on who the drunk ones were.... even the sober ones went home all high and dizzy.....That's it, too much cranberry for me...

Thursday, January 18, 2007

shiok only mr shiok sendiri

Three ladies blogging. shiok only ah mr shiok sendiri? I like green, my shiok color. I have clothes in every single shade of green.
Calamari shiokness is enjoying some heavy weight shiok now, having NOT taken into consideration our suggestions for sotong and super sotong. Sikit Atas only, as high as Bukit Timah Hill.
Kooki shiokness is, well....kooki; she has a habit of talking to herself. Must be shiok sendiri feeling listening to the sound of her own voice. :)
By the way Akon's new cd is tremendous shiok, f word and all. Best part, our friend Akon got three wives and drives a lamborghini gallardo. Smack that. Now that is true shiok sendiri.


Thursday, January 11, 2007

What is Shiok Sendiri

Hi All, this blog is dedicated to all the "Shiok Sendiri" feelings that you have, had or are currently experiencing. Please feel free to contribute more on all your personal "Shiok Sendiri" encounters here.